PUGPF – Chapter 183

Chapter 183: The thorn pricking Madam Qiao (2)

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All credit to original author: Yi Yi Lan Xi

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“Fang Qing, you are just a little girl, where did you learn these mean and vicious words? Who taught you!” Lian Li’s face sank and he asked in a low voice.

Lian Che’s eyes were calm as he looked at him and said quietly, “Isn’t it alright to say these kinds of words to these kinds of people? Was this also taught by others? Uncle looks down on our family too much!”

“What are you talking about?” Madam Qiao screamed with no end, “Little asshole, you dare scold me?”

“Calm down!” Seeing Madam Qiao angrily raise her hand, Lian Li grabbed her hand before it could hit Lian Che.

Although he did not know the reason, the performance of the two children was obviously off today and he didn’t know what horrible plot they were planning. Lian Fang Zhou, that bitch, was no small fish, maybe she had taught them!

He had to think about it first and figure out their plan before taking the next step.

“That’s right, Auntie, calm down! Don’t just hit people all the time!” Where would Lian Fang Qing give Lian Li time to think about things. She laughed at Madam Qiao with a smile. “If you are not calm, uncle will teach you and spank you, hehe!”

“Bitch! Bitch!” Madam Qiao’s body was shaking with anger, her breathing heavy and her face a rosy red.

Lian Li’s face was suddenly embarrassed.

Lian Fang Qing’s remarks were childish but she didn’t hold back in front of the couple, so they couldn’t ignore them.

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“I’ll beat you half to death! If this old woman doesn’t teach you today, I don’t have the surname Qiao!” Madam Qiao couldn’t bear it, so she raised her hand to slap Lian Fang Qing’s face.

“Calm down!” Lian Li seemed to understand vaguely that the brother and sister were trying to provoke them into something. Although he still did not understand what their aim was, how could he let them get what they wanted?

“I told you at home to say calm, did you not hear me?!” Lian Li didn’t hold back, he violently grabbed Madam Qiao’s arm and pulled her back, catching her off guard and causing her to stumble.

“Since Fang Zhou and Ah Ze are not here, we will wait until they come back tonight, let’s go!” Lian Li said coldly and didn’t bother to glance at Lian Fang Qing and Lian Che again.

These two brats were nothing good!

“I think uncle doesn’t need to worry about this!” Lian Fang Qing’s clear voice said from behind him. She smiled: “You can’t go to Uncle Li Zheng’s house at night for such a big thing, right? Shouldn’t we wait until tomorrow morning? But tomorrow morning, my sister and second brother will still go out? Well, I suppose eldest uncle and eldest aunt can guard the two doors of our house one after another, right? Oh, but it’s useless to guard it! Brother Ah Jian is so powerful, he can knock people out with just one punch! You can’t stop them from going out, so better to save your efforts!”

Lian Li was furious when he heard this and opened his mouth several times before he could make a sound. Lian Fang Qing grinned at him and Madam Qiao: “Auntie, it’s weird to hear my uncle scold you so get lost!”

The next words were not something that a little girl should say, so Lian Che hurriedly intercepted her and rushed to speak first, saying “Don’t you understand the simple truth of marrying a chicken and a dog, following a chicken and a dog? You even dare to not listen to uncle’s words? If you dare to touch a finger of my brother and sisters, I will tell uncle to divorce you! After you divorce, we will live with uncle and since our family is rich now, who would not marry him? He can have a beautiful young wife with seven or eight beautiful concubines! All of them will be better looking than you, not to mention gentler and more virtuous!”

Then, as Madam Qiao’s face got dark and dark and more and more ferocious, Lian Che said, with his hands on his hips, without pausing: “You dirty harridan! Dominating shrew!” *

“Harridan! Shrew!” Lian Fang Qing clapped and giggled.

“You little bitch! Bastard! I’ll kill you, I’ll kill you both!” Madam Qiao’s sanity had finally broke, completely dominated by her rage and she screamed viciously towards Lian Che: don’t take about Lian Li, even ten Lian Lis could not hold her back!

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“I’ll beat you to death! Little bastard, you little bastard!” Madam Qiao screamed and rushed forward. There was a ‘pop’ and Lian Che’s left cheek was slapped heavily, bursting with heat. The pain was red and swollen.

“Third brother!” Lian Fang Qing cried out. Even though she knew they were putting on a show, when Madam Qiao’s slap really fell on Lian Che’s check, she felt real heartache. She was so upset that she rushed forward to beat her, crying: “You are not allowed to hit my third brother! You are not allowed to hit my third brother!”

“Horrible brat, get off of me!” Madam Qiao was furious and unceremoniously pulled Lian Fang Qing off and pushed her away. Lian Fang Qing flew to the ground, crying, and she got up to rush out of the yard.

“Get back here!” Lian Li was stunned but when he saw Lian Fang Qing trying to rush outside, he suddenly recovered. His back was covered in a cold sweat and he quickly wanted to stop her.

It would not be good if this were seen!

Lian Qing Fang ran so fast, it was already too late by the time Lian Li tried to chase her.

Lian Fang Qing had opened the gates and run to Aunt Zhang’s house while crying.

“Qing’er, Qing’er! Stop!” Rushing out of the yard, Lian Li couldn’t catch up to stop her and he was anxious.

Just, when he hesitated, Lian Fang Qing had already gone too far.

Lian Che had started crying when Madam Qiao had slapped him. He covered his face and sobbed, struggling to escape. Madam Qiao was furious and held on to him, beating him a few more times while she cursed.

“Stop it!” Lian Li yelled in vain, glaring at Madam Qiao with an iron face. He shouted coldly: “Stop it right now!”

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Madam Qiao stopped, panting heavily, and looked at Lian Che, who was sobbing with messy hair. His clothes were pulled and shoved and his left cheek was swollen. Finally, she felt a little satisfied. She screamed at him on the ground, saying: “Little asshole, if you can bark, don’t bark!”

“Shut up!” Lian Li pointed at Madam Qiao. “Who gave you permission to do this? Huh? Who let you do this?”

He stared at Madam Qiao and started towards her. Lian Che didn’t wait for him to come over when he saw this, he rushed over to sit on the ground at Lian Li’s feet and hug his thighs, bursting into new tears and begging for mercy.

Lian Li paused and then kicked at him. When he didn’t let go, Lian Li leaned over to break his grip, saying angrily, “Let go of me!”

Where would Lian Che be willing to let go? He shouted as he cried: “Uncle! Don’t hit me, don’t hit me!”

Lian Che saw that Lian Li was staring at Madam Qiao and wanted to rush forward to slap her. It was important that outsiders saw that he was teaching her a lesson and so they could see his so-called ‘justice’!

How could they let him get what he wanted?

TN: *This originally translated to dominatrix, but I felt that this didn’t really convey exactly what LC was trying to say, so I changed it to harridan and shrew. I didn’t think he was trying to say something sexual, so much as he was saying that she was dominating her husband in a rude way.